{"id":206,"date":"2013-09-16T15:45:27","date_gmt":"2013-09-16T19:45:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madcurry.com\/wordpress\/?p=206"},"modified":"2024-02-01T12:28:58","modified_gmt":"2024-02-01T17:28:58","slug":"spx-2013-madcurry-time-crypt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/madcurry.com\/?p=206","title":{"rendered":"SPX 2013 &#8211; MadCurry Time Crypt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just got back from SPX. I had a great time antagonizing other cartoonists and shamelessly lifting ideas from their work. The event was huge this year so there were a lot of innocent victims unaware of the unwholesomeness that is MadCurry.<\/p>\n<p>MadCurry polluted the event by way of the Time Crypt, a time capsule stuffed with festering old mini-comics and promotional materials from the 1990s and beyond.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/madcurry.com\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=207\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-207\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-207\" alt=\"MadCurry_TimeCrypt_01\" src=\"http:\/\/madcurry.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/MadCurry_TimeCrypt_01-300x401.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"401\" srcset=\"http:\/\/madcurry.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/MadCurry_TimeCrypt_01-300x401.jpg 300w, http:\/\/madcurry.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/MadCurry_TimeCrypt_01-198x265.jpg 198w, http:\/\/madcurry.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/MadCurry_TimeCrypt_01.jpg 478w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If you were unlucky enough to grab one of these from the freebie table, or ill-fated enough to receive it directly from my scabby claws, I must implore you to heed the instructions on the label. They read as follows:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Do not open in the presence of minors.<\/li>\n<li>Do not open while sober.<\/li>\n<li>Do not open without gloves &amp; gas-mask.<\/li>\n<li>Do not open before the apocalypse.<\/li>\n<li>Do not open in a 1959 Cadillac Superior 3-way Hearse.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I will not be held responsible for any ill effects unless these instructions are followed to the letter.<\/p>\n<p>If you are visiting this site as a result of the effects of the Time Crypt, Welcome! I hope to bring you more generally unpleasant entertainment in the weeks, months, and possible even years leading up to either your, or my, untimely demise. whichever comes first.<\/p>\n<p>Your humble servant,<\/p>\n<p>R. 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