I just got back from SPX. I had a great time antagonizing other cartoonists and shamelessly lifting ideas from their work. The event was huge this year so there were a lot of innocent victims unaware of the unwholesomeness that is MadCurry.

MadCurry polluted the event by way of the Time Crypt, a time capsule stuffed with festering old mini-comics and promotional materials from the 1990s and beyond.



If you were unlucky enough to grab one of these from the freebie table, or ill-fated enough to receive it directly from my scabby claws, I must implore you to heed the instructions on the label. They read as follows:

  • Do not open in the presence of minors.
  • Do not open while sober.
  • Do not open without gloves & gas-mask.
  • Do not open before the apocalypse.
  • Do not open in a 1959 Cadillac Superior 3-way Hearse.

I will not be held responsible for any ill effects unless these instructions are followed to the letter.

If you are visiting this site as a result of the effects of the Time Crypt, Welcome! I hope to bring you more generally unpleasant entertainment in the weeks, months, and possible even years leading up to either your, or my, untimely demise. whichever comes first.

Your humble servant,

R. Wertz